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in early 2004. when i had eaten meatloaf and bologna sandwiches...i immediatley
had to take a poop! and i mean really badly! anyways....it
turned out all meaty like a big sausage or bratwurst!!!
Shaped like a monkey eating a bannana
it was green and red spotted
I went camping, and there was a little boy taking a shower,
so i had to shit, so went into the stall and started to shit.
As i was shitting, the little boy started gaging, then gasping,
and as i was finishing off, he was puking, guess my shit
stinks, huh?
f*ing neon green radioactive shit coming out my ass o_O I took my wife out to dinner to a casual restruant to celebrate
our 4th year of marriage, it was hot summer day, so my clothing
consisted of shorts and a tshirt, earlier that day, i had
some leftover chinese that made my stomach a little routy,
but i couldnt cancel because she would never forgive me.
Just as we were about to order our dinner, i felt very sick
like someone had lit my stomach on fire. I tried to hold
it in, but it was impossible, i decided to release a small
fart to help ease the stomach cramps, just as i was gettin
up to go to the bathroom, i let out another fart and shit
exploded out of my ass, running down my legs, covering the
seat and the floor, the waiter started to gag, and my wife
ran out puking, and crying of embarassment. NO MORE CHINESE
FOR ME!!!!
Little diarreah balls of corn
all my poops are strange...
I was forced to eat a poop once. That's all
I want to say about that.
It was the size, shape, and
texture of a golf ball. Imagine that.
about a foot long and green
curled
When I was a baby I had intussception and I had alot of
my colon removed, so for the rest of my life I have diarhea.
Sometimes its hard to hold in, kinda like an enema. Theres
a pretty small turn around time between eating and crapping.
Its usully fluid but if I hold it in for a while it will
partialy solidify. Once, I ate a gyro and when I took a dump
it was the same color, texture, and shape as a piece of gyro
meat. Freaky.
right now at 2.50pm on march
9th it was about 3miles long
it was green and shaped like a christmas tree
No poop for 2 weeks. Then I needed an operation. Got stoned off my ass on some really bad pot, drank some
really bad brew (which later we learned had been spiked with
muscle relaxants), which cuased a drastic relaxation of muscles
in my digestive track. having eaten something rather loose
a few hours before, suddenly the whole system was 'wide open'
to go both ways. imagine, throwing up stuff that should be
long on its way 'out the back door', stuff i ate days ago
was coming up. and after that was done, suddenly i was shitting
like crazy. i kept bowing on the can, or climbing my wasted
ass up onto it to shit some more. swear to god the bowl was
full of this horrid combination. after this illness passed,
and i woke up from all this, i was quite literaly 10 lbs
lighter, my whole entire digestive track was empty, how do
i know? I WOKE UP IN A HOSPITAL.
Claret, it was a proper blood colour, all of it. It looked
like I had just shat half my internal organs. Thats bowel
cancer for you.
I once pooped out Tom Selleck. No shit.
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