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What is your favorite or most outrageous curse phrase?

2002 SURVEY<< BACK

I'd like to break my fuck-rod off in your mom's turd-pipe Catch Phrase of the Year 2002

If cunts don't stink, how come my pecker vomits every time I stuff it in one? – December 2002 Catch Phrase of the Month

Go fuck a duck and dont get stuck – November 2002 Catch Phrase of the Month

cock-wipe (that is the substance that you wipe off your dick with a rag after fucking some girl in the ass and cumming in her ass) – October 2002 Catch Phrase of the Month

i dicked your bitch up the shitter – September 2002 Catch Phrase of the Month

The village called ... they want their idiot back – August 2002 Catch Phrase of the Month

You Look Adopted – July 2002 Catch Phrase of the Month

If I had wanted to hear an asshole speak, I would have farted – June 2002 Catch Phrase of the Month

Go pump a rump – May 2002 Catch Phrase of the Month

I'd like to break my fuck-rod off in your mom's turd-pipe – April 2002 Catch Phrase of the Month

motha' fuckin tittie suckin two time bitch, with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick – March 2002 Catch Phrase of the Month

Hey Uncle Anus, have a zippty do da fuck you day – February 2002 Catch Phrase of the Month

fuck thee in thou arse – January 2002 Catch Phrase of the Month

NOTE: It is your responsibility to use the catch phrase of the month whenever possible to spread it to all of humanity. Please use it with your teachers, parents, gas station attendants, radio disc jockeys, movie ticket takers, doctors, dentists, newspaper delivery personnel, fast food cooks, and anyone else who looks like they could use a little cheering up or cursing out, whichever comes first.

lick my saltly balls

Your a sack slurpin, meat maulin, nad nuzzlin, cum guzzling gutter slut, that I would beat my mongrel, mange ridden, tick infested, trash eating dog for fucking!!!

i hate niggers

may you choke on your best friends dick and die you mother fucking nigger

have i told you how cute you'd look suckin' me off at gunpoint?

suck the fart out my arse

i'll reach down your throat,grab you by the asshole and pull you inside out

Kicking your ass is more fun than throwing rocks at retards.

u mother fuckin jew

I pummeled your mom's tonsils with my purple-headed yogart slinger.

Go stick your tongue in your mom's ass and let me know how my load tastes.

I almost puked when I downloaded that AVI of your mom eating shit.

Niggers contribute more to society than you.

Your mom sucked her own shit off my cum-launcher after I ass-pounded her sloppy shit-cave.

i need a magnafyin glass just to attempt to look for the thing you told me to suck

Excuse me while I cum on your face.

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

you bag-lappin' lip-lockin' pig-pokin' bug-suckin' bad person.

how would you like to suck my balls

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

Go Fuck a Duck, and Screw a Gnu, Rape an Ape, You Bastard You ...

i've seen better looking faces on poison labels

you're so fucking dumb, you stayed up all night studying for an aids test

Your mother sucked her own shit off of my fuck rod after I brutally fucked the hell out of her sloppy shit pipe.

fuck thee in thou arse

Needle Dick Bug Fucker

You bloody aftermath of a lesbian fingerbang

You aint nothing but a heated-meat-sleeve.

You smelly puddle of a homeless man's urine

bend down so i can fart in your eye

oh my lord!

If there was a flood we'd all die but you, because sugar melts and shit floats

Shit! Ma balls fell out.

fuckbag ringmeat

yer such a pervert, you molest Girl Sout cookies.

your baby is so ugly, it'd make Micheal Jackson's dick limp.

i've raped corpses that fucked better than you

fuckity fuck fuck

You fucked up fucker who fucked his uncle and fucks his dog and fucks around with that fucker who also fucked that fucking fuck and fucks other fuckers

 

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