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Fuck you, you long haired fat bellied goofy tattooed 60's throwback village-people wannabe fat fucking peice of tubby trash!

I would'nt fuck you with my ten inch pole.

she's got an ass like a ten year old boy.

I'M STRESSIN' LIKE A FUCKIN' RESEARCH MONKEY.

i clutterhumped her in her buffellump.

is that a ladder stuffed in your pants ... or is it just the stairway to heaven?

suck on my hairy juice sack.

Here's a good idea ... Suck My Dick!

Guess Who Just left? The People who FUCKING CARED!

do a headstand bitch, so i can shit in your vagina

pin-dick the bug fucker

may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your balls

fuck a duck and call it luck.

I would rather masturbate with a cheese grater.

a-rabs are living proof that men have fucked buffalo.

Your face would give a dog's ass heartburn.

You, my fucking worthless piece-of-shit, cum-guzzling, oxygen-thieving waste of a good facial cumshot, do not even classify as human and as a community service to all of mankind, I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your lips were on fire.

Fuck you, you fucked up, fucking, mother fucker.

bend over so I can fart in your eye.

can I stick my fat cock in your mouth after I have completely torn your asshole out from butt-fucking you, while watching you lick the shit off my dick that came out of your crusted up shit asshole, you stupid cunt bitch whore, clean your ass before I fucken cut your nipples off and rip your pussy apart with 2 black cocks that I can get from two aids infested motherfuckers.

Fuck you and the ass you came out of.

dick bag.

go fuck your fat mum's fishy fanny.

lick a lama's ass.

i'll fuck you in the ass with glass and salt.

you are the only bitch i know who can burp and taste her family.

are you from west virginia?

oh my goodness!

Your Momma's so fat they ran laps around her in gym class.

Fuck this Mickey Mouse Shit.

Hungry? I've got 22 dingleberries hanging outta my ass for ya.

your mom was tighter.

Fuck that bullshit!

As Fucking If.

What The Fuck Ever.

You HOMO!

Meat Socket.

mother fucker titty sucker.

can i fuck you in the brown eye?

Next time you're chomping on your mother's stink-taco, let me know how my load tastes. If you can't stomach the death-stench of her dirty cunt, try her worn out shit-chute – I pumped a gallon of rod-vomit in there too.

Don't make me de-virginize your ear.

How about a nice glass of shut up and go fuck yourself.

if you stick that dick in my ass again i will fart and blow the head of your dick off like a mother fuckin cartoon cigar!

Kiss my fart box.

Go strap yourself to a tall building and catch an airplane with your face.

Why don't you take a long hard puff on my purple headed cigar.

I didn't cum in you ... that was just my dick puking from the stench.

hey bitch, if i was a dog fucker, you would be first.

fuck me up the goat ass.

lube up my cock and balls.

r u insinuating that i should tolerate such diobolical bullshit from a mere minded person as yourself? if so, i will horizontalize your perpendicular position.

My balls would look great slapping up against your chin.

i have the FUCK-IT'S today!!!!! FUCK YOU, FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!!!!! FUCK-IT!!!!

How come your dick isn't as big as your dad's?

Damn skippy.

You're a load that should have been swallowed.

chew on my poop nuggets.

let me get you a spoon, SO YOU CAN EAT MY ASS.

Just FUCK YOU!!

rub your cock against my pussy hair.

ass faced dick fuck.

Your clam might be the size of a trash can ... but it sure doesn't smell as nice as one.

Your fuck-hole smells like a rotting corpse marinating in a dumpster full of puke and urine.

this place is a bunch of shit.

Scorpion takes it up the ass.

After meeting you, I find it impossible to believe that Noah put just two JACKASSES on the Ark.

fuck the duck.

As God would say: "Fuck Thee"

Yer ugly enough to make monkeys stop jerkin off at the zoo.

you are such a dick, when you took Viagra you got a stiff neck!

Suck the diareah out of my freshly taken-a-shit asshole.

Why don't you suck the cum out of my ass.

your girlfriend fucked me in the ass

You can suck the snotty end of my fuck stick.

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Fuck me? I've been too busy fucking your mother, come back tommorow.

well fuck me in the ass

Why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself?

you but juice drinker

The only difference between you and a goat is you're too ugly to fuck.

Cum drunk slut!

suck the sweat off my ballsac

Go suck your own shit off your dad's fuck-stick after he dumps his AIDS infected nut sauce in your torn bloody ass.

Go slurp your dad's wad from your sister's cunt, you donkey-raping shit eater.

this is more fun than jacking off with a fist full of tacks

Only your mother sucks more than you

un*FUCKING*believable!

You gutterslut

Go fuck your dog's asshole

you're the kinda of person who would fuck a guy in the ass and not even give the common courtesy of a reach around

fuck you in the ass dry

The only way we'll lay down together is if we get hit by the same fucking car.

Nuke the unborn baby gay whales

Shut your ass.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

what the fuck is up your fucking ass, oh sorry it's just your dads dick

you cum dumpster.

sally brown had a gown, said no man could lay her down, down from the hills comes piss ball pete with a hundred pounds of swinging meat, he took her in the thick green grass and stuck his pecker up her ass, just so happen sally blew a fart cracked his pecker all apart, now from the hills comes piss ball pete with a hundred pounds of shreaded meat.

FUCK ME HERE.

You ... scrotum wrinkle.

Eat the corn out of my delicious hot steamy turd then go lick the smegma from your retarded three legged dog's cock you perverted freak.

Lick my fat hairy ball sack you piece of dog shit.

Lick my sweaty hairy unwiped newly took a dump ass.

fuck hole.

i'll skull fuck you bitch.

Wipe the balls off your chin you cum guzzlin two dollar whore.

i'll fuck you in your well digger.

fuck you pencil dick.

shit damn fuck damn fuck damn damn some dum fucker fucked my man well I'll find a better fucker than him shit damn fuck damn fuck damn damn.

I like your mom.

Eat a bowl of dick.

lick my anus drippings.

Suck the corn out of my turds with a straw.

Bury your Nigger Face in my hairy Superior white ass hole.

You Mumu wearin, cheap cigarette danglin, Jerry Springer guestin, in law sexin, beer swillin, cum guzzlin, food stamp cashin, crusty thong peelin, Swastika tattoo on a pimply ass cheek showin, pick up drivin, bowling alley hangin, Twinkie face stuffin, front tooth missin, white trash cum catcher!

Fuck the fucking fuckers.

You Oprah worshiping government cheese chowing, couch cow.

Your dick is so small, your sperm have to exit SINGLE FILE!

you're the only cunt i know that can burp and taste a family reunion.

lick a lama's anus.

Shut your ass.

Excuse me, is that a tattoo of a large asshole on yer face, or is it just you?

tongue my bung.

You shrimp dicked cocksucking necro.

Fuck you, you fucked up, fucking, mother fucker

I want to fucking wrap your legs around the back of my fucking head ... and wear you like a fucking feed bag.

Come and taste your mama.

fuck all ya all

FUCKENKICKYOURFUCKENASSFUCK

Why don't you play hide and go fuck yourself (George Carlin)

Excuse me, but I believe that's my dick in your ass.

spit sperm and die

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

(for women) - suck the dick I don't have

(for men) - suck the clit I don't have

i would rather crawl through a field of broken glass into a pool of lemonade then fuck you, you testicle-shitting rectal wart

You mother fucking cock sucking ass licking liberal fucking passificst

shut your fucking face you fucking cow raping over-all wearing knuckle-dragging cum sprinkler

let me come in your nose till it blows out your ears

Pathetic little half-wit inbread brother fucking snatch of satan.

fuck your mom in the eyesocket, shit eater

fuck a girl and her mom in a bed

You're such a peice of shit!

LICK ME WERE I SHIT

fuck your dirty asshole

suck a fat baby's dick

tear my bra and suck the milk sqeeze my vagina and suck it too

fuck you, ya stump fucken, leaf wipeing trailer trash whore

would you happen to have any tweezers to help me pick the shit crust in your ass hair??

You smell like pig shit on a hot summer afternoon

you fat rump roast

lick my hairy asshole you fucking fat bastard

Fuck Off! You KFC eatin knuckle-dragger!

Fuck you and the bitch you rolled off of!

I'm sorry, you suck what?

Fuck me up the goat-ass!

Suck a dick and die dickhead

Eat Pengiun shit you ass spelunker

lalalalaaaa HEAR ME SING AND DIE YOU FUCKIN' PRICK!

Lick me where i pee

Blackhearted son of a shit blister

go put-out

Shut the shit up!

Mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch, you're mother's in the kitchen cooking red hot shit, your father's in jail, your brother's in hell and your sister's around the corner with pussy for sale.

Piss up a rope

you fucking sales-man

Spank my hairy ass and lick my purple vein custard thrower!

fuck me harder

eat the snotty end of my fuckstick, you rump-wrangling redneck ringmeat fuckwad

absoFUCKINlutely!!!

lick my stiff hard oily cum spurting vagina darting wrinkly big masterbation machine

you fucking pussy eating, cock sucking, dog humping, crazy fuck!!!!

let me shit in your mouth

eat a dick

chin nuts

well fuck my ass with glass and salt.

You crazy punk ass Motherfucking bitch.

Lick my nuts!

EAT ME YOU FUCKN PRICK.

Take a long hard suck on my arse.

Fuck my dirty-shithole.

Let the fleas of a thousand camels infest your mother fucking arm pits!

You fat rump roast.

U suck dick for bus fare ... and then walk.

Yeast infected cum bubble.

Your a slimy, scabby ass muncher.

Kiss my ass you underwater, crack smoking, basketweaving, mother fucker!

Lick my fucking crack!

i love you.

cum-guzzling skanky $.25 hooker.

Fuckin' Bitches in the Shitter.

Aint nothin but a motherfuckin thang!!

Go suck a camel's ass, motherfucker.

eat this and die!!! Jerk!

Look you uptight, frigid, couldn't get a fuck from my dog, nasty skanky ho slut fuck ... bite me.

cocksuckin', motherfuckin' sonuvabvitch.

bitch cunt slut whore.

i have the FUCK-IT'S today!!!!! FUCK YOU, FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!!!!! FUCK-IT !!!!

I choke on small bones ... you lil dick mutha fucker.

Fuck you, fuck you're mother and fuck everybody who doesn't think you are a fucking fuck!

Fuck you, you stupid dumb fuckin idiot.

I wouldn't touch your goat cheese drippin' dingleberry wavin' ass for all the crusties in your undies!

I'd rather have you throw darts at my Vagina ... (Webmaster's Note: I have a big dart that looks like my penis. Can I throw that at your vagina?)

Suck my dick, and call it ice cream.

Fuck you, you homosexual cocksucking ass-fucking gay fag.

Fuck me running.

EAT my CUNT & SUCK my PUSSY.

Fuck off, you sperm-burping bar bitch.

Fuck you, you country music listening trailer dwelling sheep fucking inbred!

Go suck a dog's worm-encrusted ass.

fucknut

SHITFUCKASSHOLEBITCHCUNTCOCKDAMN-DIARREASLUTASSMASTERPUSSYFARTCOCKSUCKER

Fuck Me

Fat ass motherfucker.

Fuck you bitch, I'll fuck you and your lesbian, fish-eating friends in front of your fuckin' mothers!

Fuck me with a pipe cleaner on a Thursday while watching Friends.

Fuck Off

Fuck fuck fuckitty-foo.

suck my hot harry cock hole you besta-feca-pheliac.

Lick a Lamas anus.

Lick my clit scumsucker.

They were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Lick my cheesy ring piece.

Suck my dick and fucking like it.

What the fucking fuck is that fucker's fucking fuck?

Lick my balls, asshole.

Fuck me up the pooper you flaming faggot fucker ... please?

Suck my fat one you big red-headed freak of nature.

Lick my hairy bean bag.

Your all a bunch of cunts.

You ass-splitting uncle fucker

Fuck me with a rusted Phillips screwdriver.

Suck my red cock, you mother fucking cocksucker.

Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

He was a fucking asshole in the first place.

None of the Above Stupid Shit.