YOU HAVE WON!
You are one of the few (but ever growing number of) people to have actually viewed our entire, extravagant Flash introduction. As you can tell, we put countless weeks of effort into the flawless design and creation of this awesome Flash animation, so your patronage is appreciated.
In fact, we were planning to mail you a cool prize. Unfortunately, we spent our entire prize budget on all the overtime hours that went into actually creating the Flash introduction. Sorry.
As a consolation prize, we would like you to submit a review of our Flash animation which we will post on this page. We also plan to use any good reviews to try to get awards for our Flash introduction, so please be as positive as you can. We really want to be recognized for our genius and hard work.
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NOTE: We have cancelled the review submission process because you assholes submitted a lot of negative reviews. So now you get no prize and not even a chance to bitch, you bitches!
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• this rocked on and on and on again i like the beer part great job creators • that was a cool intro! I made it my screensaver! • it sucked WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! • it was wonderful WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! • jezus!!! a funny but, very, very long, messed up flash, i like when the fish jupmed thru the hoop! i had to go thru the flash twice just so i could see wat the prize was, the first time i was jacking off and i didnt have enough time to click on the CLICK HERE IN 3 SECS 2RETRIVE URE PRIZE thing • That definatly makes you question the sanity of the people who sat throught the whole thing, not to mention the people who created it, but it was awesome. Most creative flash I've seen in a while :-) • You guys should make a T-Shirt that says "I survived this stupid flash and all I got was this lousey T-Shirt (and to post a review)." • I want my fucking prize!!! I watched the damned thing TWICE!!! I want my Fucking Prize!! Give me the prize! By the way, your intro was lame, a waste of time, congrats you got me :) WEBMASTER'S NOTE: A ha, sucker! • that we cool! but i knew it would end some time of another. who ever did that put a lot of time into it i can tell! i hope u can make an even better and longer one soon! that kicked ass! • wow • Umm... I was really starting to believe it really did go on and on, to be honest, I thought it was stupid and a waste of time. Who is the person who made that, and WHY!!!??? WEBMASTER'S NOTE: You are even stupider and a bigger waste of time, so stuff your dick into your own ass. And then pee. • HI THER I MUST SAY THAT THIS IS A NICE SITE COZ I REALIZE THIS FACT THAT U PPL MUST HAVE WORKED ALOT MORE THAN HARD TO CREATE THIS SITE...KEPP UP THE HARD WORK...AND YES THE RECENT REVIEWS WERE ALL REALLY BAD ....I MUST SAY THAT THOSE PPL MIGHT NOT HAVE THE TASTE OR SENSE OF JUDGING IN A RITE WAY...KEEP UP THE HARD WORK AND NEGLECT SUCH CREEPY PPL WITH SUCH BAD THOUGHTS AND IDEAS..WITH ALL BEST WISHES ITS JAVS • Damn I made it. I thought the sun might explode first. WEBMASTER'S NOTE: It did, you just didn't notice. • An insightful commentary on the current state of modern day thinking, politics, economy, and free-time activities. I'm not sure why I watched all of that, but good job. • I think I began to turn into a pot roast. I smell something...wait its my brain melting from that intro! I LOVE IT!!!!! • I love it! • A pre-fabricated metaphor for the de-moralization of youth in our society today. • Wow... i can't believe I actually won the respect of some individual (add an S on the end if needed) out there. I actually enjoyed the intro so much that i even asked (forced) my little brother to come cown here and sit through the whole thing too! i have to admit, it's not the most exciting (nor did it have a point) BUT!!! it was well thought of enough to keep me thinking "whats gonna happen next? OH! A little piggy! HAHAHA!" I'd like to say on behalf of all those out there with a sence of humor, "I LIKED IT!!" so booyaa... (^-^) there you have it folks! I have given you my word! Now... GO WIN SOME AWARDS! • i love u guys! that was the most kick ass intro! • it's a cool screensaver! • it wuz pretty funny and really fuckin random REVIEW 2: fuck u bitch • this is so mind boggeling i just want to cut the computer with an axe to make it stop. when i was whtching it i kept on thinking when is it gonna end when is it gonna end???? aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggg • IT SUCKED MY ASS AND WASTED MY TIME IM GOING TO KILL YOU WHOEVEER MADDE THIS CRAPPY ASS PIECE OF S WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Bring it on fucker! • Original, thats for sure! REVIEW 2: I said its original... What more do ya wanna hear ? • It's a brain mirror in my kidney larvae!!!! REVIEW 2: P.S. Fried egg to Swahili Jungle • it rulz! • Wow, that was hilarious, you must have been trippin when you made that. the guy sitting next to me is having a seizure. • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! • very boring with very stupid phrases and random shout outs ... I LOVED IT!!!! • oiu6rgb8o7t8ogpoui, REVIEW 2: 9-ny98yopiopyiopihohhooh8pmoh • i really like the intro it is awsome!!!! it does go on and on and on a little bit but i am also obsessed with farm animals and i am going to show this to all my friends!!!!!! it was great!! WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Does ever sentence have to end with a fucking exclaimation point!?! • I LOVE IT!!!!! pickled cereal • i think it wsa tha best becos it had a pig and also a cow but ithnik u wrere mising a mokney becus i like monkesy anmd i saw one wen i wwas fiev years old and itwas very funy because the monkey had a hat and becos it was very cute and aslo it maed a fuuny sound like eeek snd the falsh inrto remeinded me of the mokney and thas y i think it is a very good anieamtaion becus i like monkeys WEBMASTER'S NOTE: I think it's time to spank your monkey. • I like pie. • man you had to be high to make this flash intro youre FUCKING INSANE!!!!!!!! • Sleepy, so very sleepy... *snore* • You may think these little flashing texts are fast and cool, but they were so slow and booring, that I almost fell asleep and missed the great red button at the end :( I want my reward!! And who the fuck is William Butler Yeats?? WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Who is Yeats?!! Try taking an English class, you back-ass mongrel.
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